Nightly Gif of the day:
yourmindblown: funny autocorrect: Follow YMB AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I know you still aren’t comfortable around me but that’s okay… i’m still going to keep trying. I know something about you, but you don’t know that I know. I can’t talk to you, even though… well… yea. I think you like each other, I’m almost positive. You are really something… you f*(&ing douchebag I can’t believe you...
Black Friday Midnight Madness
First time ever being on the other side of Black Friday. It was interesting. People are not as bad as they seem if you give them credit for what they’ve been through. I mean… they did wait outside in the cold. haha I worked from 11:45pm (Thursday) -9:00am (Friday). Went home. Knocked out til 5:00pm. About to go back to the mall. haha What a day. :P
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not...– Erma Bombeck (via tiffanyjam)
My family likes to be together during the holidays. So I thought it would be nice if I asked my parents if it was okay that I would be separated from them during the New Years. I decided to text just for fun. lol
Me: Is it okay if I go to Vegas for the New Years?
Mom: Let me talk to your Dad first.
(Few hours later)
Mom: Per daddy... you may go to Las Vegas
Me: okay. ty!
Mom: Just make sure you don't get married there. ha! ha!
Me: okay? uhm... i'll try.
Mom: You're very very funny.
i'm funny. lol
Your mom and I are going to divorce next month.
yourmindblown: fuautocorrect: follow FU Auto Correct This is definitely NOT magical.
psychic power...not really.
dom: oh... you got a text message.
: gaston's phone rings:
dom: ...again. BUT THAT WAS REALLY COOL!
we have a blu-ray player that is internet compatible and features youtube. my dad is attempting to use it. he’s failing… and i’m just watching. we have a desktop plus like 5 laptops in this house… yet he’s been here for over 30 mins. i’d like to watch tv now. i don’t know which will last longer… his determination to use youtube or my...
GLEE : THE SUBSTITUTE.
Sue : You know what this is?
Mercedes : Toilet brush.
Sue : It's broccoli. When I showed this to Britney earlier, she begin to whimper thinking I had cut down a small tree where a family of gummy bears lived.
Whatever you are, be a good one.– Abraham Lincoln (via fuckyeahhappy)
I have to post this one too! It reminded me of Shyd and Jecca’s Wedding. SOOO Many good memories! It’s fun to dance when everyone around you dances too. :D